Set Your Sights Low

Here's a news story that proves that having high expectations just isn't worth it. Apparently, selective schools rejected more students than ever before. What this should teach us is that having lowered expectations is a good thing. While all these suckers are getting the thin envelope from Harvard (93% rejected) and Princeton (91% rejected), you can be sitting back, comfortably assured of admission to Northwestern Oklahoma Wesleyan Polytechnic A&M from the moment you drop the application in the mail. Why deal with the serial rejection you're going to get from the Ivy League and their ilk? Set your sights low, and you won't be disappointed.